Today, I shone bright like a diamond.
I was at my sweary, honest, confrontational best (or worst, depending on who you talk to, I suppose).
At one point, I was explaining to someone why I did not like them very much. Reason being, I had done a lot of work to help them out, and been dismissed and never thanked for any of it. And that shit pisses me off. For real pisses me off. Gratitude is important.
I then got to go on a short but effective tirade about the fact we work closely and effectively with a wide range of wonderful people.
Perhaps, I went a bit far, when I said:
“And the thing is, this time last year, I am pretty sure a fair whack of our closest allies probably thought Steve was batshit crazy and I was just a loud bitch with some form of Tourettes because of my impressive potty mouth!”
My adoring and supportive husband replied:
“But you are a bitch”
“…and you swear more than someone with Tourettes.”
Luckily, I was in a good mood today. We remain married and I can’t really argue with his assertion.
And we continue to enjoy the absolute shit out of the work we do and the people we are working with. Even the very few I do not particularly like very much. And goodness knows there’s precious few people in that camp indeed.
Have great week everyone.
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Bahahahahahahaha. Oh god. I needed that.